"The constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin
"There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers." -- William James
"Two kinds of people: the just, who consider themselves sinners, and the sinners, who consider themselves just." -- Blaise Pascal
"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?" -- anonymous
"Two things a man cannot hide: that he is drunk, and that he is in love." -- Antiphanes
"Only the shallow know themselves." -- Oscar Wilde
"Too often we . . . enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- J.F.K.