Friday's Quotables (Simpsons Edition)

Homer: "Start inhalin' Waylon."

Ralph: "When I grow up I want to be a principle, or a catepillar."

Homer: "Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs."

Homer: "Purple's a fruit."

Lenny: "So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence . . . of being a jerk.'"

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

Homer: "Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

Wiggum: "I hope this taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."

As always, I anticipate additions, but I have learned not to hold my breath.


Rob said...

Homer-"20 dollars? but I wanted a peanut."

Homer's brain-"20 dollars can by many peanuts."

Homer-"Explain how!"

Homer's brain-"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."

Rob said...

Just a little reminder-max power as we know him is 200 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal.

Cliff said...

Where to begin....

As I remind Christy everyday..."I am so Smart. I am so Smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T"

Homer - All I have to type is Y. [to Marge] Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me-attractive-sexually-anymore: I just tripled my productivity!

Homer - "I don't want to look like a freak just give me the mu-mu"

Homer - "Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is. "

and a personal favorite...

"I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?"