Homer: "Start inhalin' Waylon."
Ralph: "When I grow up I want to be a principle, or a catepillar."
Homer: "Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs."
Homer: "Purple's a fruit."
Lenny: "So then I said to the cop, 'No, you're driving under the influence . . . of being a jerk.'"
Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."
Homer: "Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."
Wiggum: "I hope this taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn."
As always, I anticipate additions, but I have learned not to hold my breath.